A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.

We are CLOSED

Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped OFF Jan 25, 2020 6:51 PM PST
Front Door Closed Jan 26, 2020 2:22 AM PST
Pod Bay Door Closed Jan 25, 2020 11:16 PM PST
Office Motion No Movement since Jan 26, 2020 2:28 AM PST
Shop Motion No Movement since Jan 26, 2020 2:22 AM PST
Temperature 15.62 °C/ 60.12 °F Jan 26, 2020 10:56 AM PST
Page Loaded at Jan 26, 2020 11:00 AM PST