A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.

We are OPEN

Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped ON Aug 20, 2018 4:49 PM PDT
Front Door Closed Aug 20, 2018 4:00 PM PDT
Pod Bay Door Closed Aug 20, 2018 1:17 AM PDT
Office Motion No Movement since Aug 20, 2018 4:00 PM PDT
Shop Motion No Movement since Aug 20, 2018 4:00 PM PDT
Temperature 31.75 °C/ 89.15 °F Aug 20, 2018 4:49 PM PDT
Page Loaded at Aug 20, 2018 4:52 PM PDT