A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.

We are CLOSED

Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped OFF Dec 7, 2019 10:54 PM PST
Front Door Closed Dec 11, 2019 12:24 AM PST
Pod Bay Door Closed Dec 11, 2019 12:18 AM PST
Office Motion No Movement since Dec 11, 2019 12:30 AM PST
Shop Motion No Movement since Dec 11, 2019 12:24 AM PST
Temperature 14.69 °C/ 58.44 °F Dec 11, 2019 9:45 AM PST
Page Loaded at Dec 11, 2019 9:54 AM PST