A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.

We are CLOSED

Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped OFF Jun 22, 2019 11:13 PM PDT
Front Door Closed Jun 25, 2019 10:53 PM PDT
Pod Bay Door Open Jun 18, 2019 9:01 PM PDT
Office Motion No Movement since Jun 25, 2019 10:49 PM PDT
Shop Motion No Movement since Jun 25, 2019 10:53 PM PDT
Temperature 20.06 °C/ 68.11 °F Jun 25, 2019 10:53 PM PDT
Page Loaded at Jun 25, 2019 10:53 PM PDT