A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.


Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped OFF Jun 22, 2018 9:21 PM PDT
Front Door Closed Jun 23, 2018 12:11 AM PDT
Pod Bay Door Closed Jun 21, 2018 12:27 AM PDT
Office Motion No Movement since Jun 23, 2018 12:15 AM PDT
Shop Motion No Movement since Jun 23, 2018 12:41 AM PDT
Temperature 26.38 °C/ 79.47 °F Jun 23, 2018 2:42 AM PDT
Page Loaded at Jun 23, 2018 2:43 AM PDT