A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.

We are CLOSED

Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped OFF Apr 26, 2018 12:14 AM PDT
Front Door Closed Apr 26, 2018 12:14 AM PDT
Pod Bay Door Closed Apr 23, 2018 2:26 AM PDT
Office Motion No Movement since Apr 25, 2018 8:16 PM PDT
Shop Motion No Movement since Apr 25, 2018 8:51 PM PDT
Temperature 27.88 °C/ 82.18 °F Apr 26, 2018 12:17 AM PDT
Page Loaded at Apr 26, 2018 12:14 AM PDT