A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.

We are CLOSED

Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped OFF May 24, 2019 9:53 PM PDT
Front Door Closed May 24, 2019 10:04 PM PDT
Pod Bay Door Open May 21, 2019 6:01 AM PDT
Office Motion No Movement since May 24, 2019 11:37 PM PDT
Shop Motion No Movement since May 25, 2019 2:44 AM PDT
Temperature 19.31 °C/ 66.76 °F May 25, 2019 11:57 AM PDT
Page Loaded at May 25, 2019 12:05 PM PDT