A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.


Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped OFF Feb 22, 2019 10:39 PM PST
Front Door Closed Feb 23, 2019 1:37 PM PST
Pod Bay Door Closed Feb 22, 2019 7:33 PM PST
Office Motion No Movement since Feb 23, 2019 1:58 PM PST
Shop Motion Moving Feb 23, 2019 2:53 PM PST
Temperature 17.06 °C/ 62.71 °F Feb 23, 2019 2:53 PM PST
Page Loaded at Feb 23, 2019 2:54 PM PST