A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.

We are CLOSED

Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped OFF Dec 9, 2018 6:59 PM PST
Front Door Closed Dec 13, 2018 5:17 PM PST
Pod Bay Door Open Dec 6, 2018 11:56 PM PST
Office Motion No Movement since Dec 13, 2018 7:01 PM PST
Shop Motion Moving Dec 13, 2018 7:22 PM PST
Temperature 21.12 °C/ 70.03 °F Dec 13, 2018 7:22 PM PST
Page Loaded at Dec 13, 2018 7:23 PM PST