A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.

We are OPEN

Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped ON Jan 16, 2019 10:44 AM PST
Front Door Closed Jan 16, 2019 4:02 PM PST
Pod Bay Door Closed Jan 16, 2019 8:57 AM PST
Office Motion No Movement since Jan 16, 2019 4:00 PM PST
Shop Motion Moving Jan 16, 2019 6:53 PM PST
Temperature 17.81 °C/ 64.06 °F Jan 16, 2019 6:49 PM PST
Page Loaded at Jan 16, 2019 6:53 PM PST