A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.


Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped OFF Oct 14, 2019 12:35 PM PDT
Front Door Open Oct 14, 2019 4:06 PM PDT
Pod Bay Door Closed Oct 13, 2019 2:24 AM PDT
Office Motion No Movement since Oct 14, 2019 3:05 PM PDT
Shop Motion No Movement since Oct 14, 2019 1:42 PM PDT
Temperature 25.81 °C/ 78.46 °F Oct 14, 2019 4:12 PM PDT
Page Loaded at Oct 14, 2019 4:17 PM PDT