A Preprogrammed Message From HAL

The information presented on this HAL page is likely false and or otherwise inadequate. The open switch is entirely human controlled and remains on or off depending on human interaction, environmental factors, cat interaction, geological activity, atmospheric content, the observer effect and quantum superposition, force majeure, and/or other phenomena that are not described.


Sensor Status

Sensor Status Last Update
Open Switch Flipped OFF Jul 21, 2019 1:00 AM PDT
Front Door Closed Jul 23, 2019 9:04 AM PDT
Pod Bay Door Closed Jul 21, 2019 10:13 PM PDT
Office Motion No Movement since Jul 23, 2019 9:04 AM PDT
Shop Motion No Movement since Jul 23, 2019 9:03 AM PDT
Temperature 28.50 °C/ 83.30 °F Jul 23, 2019 1:02 PM PDT
Page Loaded at Jul 23, 2019 1:05 PM PDT